There are some exes we never forget.
Maybe they made you laugh more than any other. Perhaps they broke your heart like never before. Or could it be they got your dad’s sister pregnant and you’re now cousins to their twins Jeremy and Kyle.
Whatever it is, there are some people that won’t leave your head and heart.
Or your below bits. For they are the exes you really remember – the ones who taught you some seriously sexy, sexy stuff.
Well, spread the ‘spreading the love’ love, friend – and tell us the sex tip your best shag taught you. (NSFW. Unless you work at Razzle.)
Jim, 40, from Bristol, doesn’t have a ‘technique’ to share; more an approach that leaves everyone happy.
Come again? Well, hopefully.
I don’t have a sex tip – but one thing I learnt – from experience with an ex – is I always try to make the girl come before I have sex with her.
That way, if I’m not great or just can’t make her come during, then at least she’s already had one orgasm. I’m a gent like that.
Someone knight him immediately. For services to ‘Ooh, don’t stop’.
And my friend Emily, 35, from west London, deserves some formal recognition, too (although maybe without a handshake) – for her selfless work in the hand-job field.
I had a memorable night with an ex: lying facing each other in bed, and saying what we liked in bed.
He told me he loved hand-jobs – memories of school – but was a bit disappointed I didn’t spend long doing them on him. He lay on his back and showed me how he liked them. It’s hard to describe but it’s sort of
1. Hand upside down around the base of his cock
2. Lift hand up his penis – and swirl your palm on the top of his cock – and then stroke down. All in one smooth move. And then back, swirl, upside down down again.
This has been a great tip for me. If I’m too tired to have sex, I just give my man a killer hand-job – lube is good too – and he’s well and truly satisfied. And then I can get some bloody sleep.
Eugh. No sleep. What a pain in the arse.
Talking of, Sal, 32, from Cardiff, has a cheeky tip:
My ex was all about bum stuff. Having stuff up his bum, that is.
We never got as far as strap-ons but he taught me how to gently put pressure on his prostate gland – and that would make him come so hard.
I’d lube or spit on my middle finger – and then slowly push it in him.
When I could feel the gland, I’d press on it, pull my finger away, and repeat. Until the boy was howling.
A brilliant tip because he was like Marathon Man and could go all night. But a quick finger up and he’d explode. Job done.
So the theme here is ‘good sex tips are tips that get the sex over with quickly’? Hmmm.
And another one from Jas, 29, from Widnes:
I learnt this tip from my ex-husband.
He once described a trick his ex did – and how he couldn’t last if she did it.
She would basically milk him with her vagina. He’d be in her and she’d squeeze her vagina – top, middle, bottom – and it would ‘massage’ him.
I do it to my boyfriend now for the big finish!
John, 28, from Exeter:
The best sex I had was with a woman I didn’t have that great sex with.
No. Let me explain. It makes sense.
We had OK sex – but she only really got turned on watching porn. So we’d have porn on our laptops, watch some filth, and then both want to get filthy with each other.
I had amazing orgasms with her. Mainly because I’d still be thinking about the porn we’d just watched. I’m sure it was the same for her, too.
So a great sex tip is to watch porn before and during the f***ing: instantly arousing – and a distraction from the person who doesn’t find you that attractive.
Hahaha. And, also, dear god!
The most profound ‘sex tip learnt from your best shag’ comes from my friend Jenny, 27, from Edinburgh:
Don’t assume the sex tip you learnt from one shag – the move or trick or words or whatever that drove them insane – will work on your new shag.
I dated a guy who was obsessed with my boobs. He’d want me to smother his face with them. So I did.
I tried the same ‘guaranteed’ skills on my next man. Turns out he was claustrophobic.
Bibi shares her sex tips at www.bibilynch.com. (That isn’t actually true. She’s a virgin.)