What are novelty sex toys for, if not to ruin the innocent childhood joys you hold dear?
There’s all kinds of exciting stuff on offer, all designed with Star Wars references in mind.
Think a lightsaber style masturbation sleeve, a ‘dildoda’ (Yoda dildo, obviously), a space station ball gag, and all manner of themed vibrators and dildos.
There’s also Dark Side bondage kit, packed with restraints and floggers, because you know Kylo Ren is into a bit of BDSM.
‘This year we had a bunch of requests for different types of sex toys based around villian characters,’ said Geeky Sex Toys co-founder Emma ‘We decided that our Star Toys range was a great way to introduce a new level of kink to our products.’
Emma said her favourite of the collection is the Darth Vibrator, which is, as the name suggests, a vibrator that looks like Darth Vader.
We’re fans of the C3-PO butt plug.