Sex toy-filled Christmas crackers are here, and they’re certainly one way to go all out at Christmas dinner – so long as it’s only you and your partner attending, of course.
Kinky Crackers is a site dedicated to turning Christmas dinner into something a little sexier, selling a range of Christmas crackers which all come filled with sex-themed prizes.
Each style come in packs of two and costs £19.99, with all mini-toys packaged in a cute little ribbon-tied bag.
Sure, it’s a little expensive for some crackers – but you’ll see it’s totally justifiable when we tell you what’s inside.
First, there’s the Loaded Gun. The pink and purple crackers feature a climax silicon vibrator, a vibrating finger ring and a ‘position or two to try down the firing range’.
Next up is Burlesque. The Burlesque crackers consist of a set of nipple tassels, a sleek bullet and some high-quality lube.
Then, there’s Sensations. These crackers include a powerful bullet and some cocktail-flavoured massage oils. These prizes are perfect for some romantic one-on-one time during Christmas day.
And finally, you can also try out the High Roller crackers. These red and black crackers are great for anyone who likes saucy games, as they come with a set of ‘naughty dice’, a vibrating tongue ring and more – though you’ll have to pull them apart to find out what else is in store.
Of course, you could finish Christmas day off with a bang (literally) by trying out all of the crackers – or spread them out over Boxing day.
If you fancy going all out this Christmas period, you could also build up to the big event with this sex toy advent calendar. We may already be a week into December, but there’s no harm making up for lost time, right?